About our boat
Five knots! I didn’t know this boat can go this fast… under motor and full sail.
On plying chicks with alcohol
The way to a woman’s heart is through her liver.
About nice boats
If you can afford a boat like that you don’t have to live on it.
About the oats not infested with bugs
Man stares into the oatmeal. Man sees nothing staring back. Man eats breakfast.
About sailing
Oh look! Another creepy, old man on a sailboat. Gosh, what are the chances?
You know it’s been a good day when no-one is screaming, bleeding, missing or dead.
About life
You’re risking nothing, if you’ve got nothing to lose.
It is only a panic attack if it ends. Otherwise, it is a natural state of being.
You can only get PTSD if you survive.