Bread Baker. Earth Shaker. Rules Breaker
Morgan's cabin
Morgan’s Stupendous Sayings

Morgan’s Stupendous Sayings

About our boat

Five knots! I didn’t know this boat can go this fast… under motor and full sail.

On plying chicks with alcohol

The way to a woman’s heart is through her liver.

About nice boats

If you can afford a boat like that you don’t have to live on it.

About the oats not infested with bugs

Man stares into the oatmeal. Man sees nothing staring back. Man eats breakfast.

About sailing

Oh look! Another creepy, old man on a sailboat. Gosh, what are the chances?

You know it’s been a good day when no-one is screaming, bleeding, missing or dead.

About life

You’re risking nothing, if you’ve got nothing to lose.

It is only a panic attack if it ends. Otherwise, it is a natural state of being.

You can only get PTSD if you survive.